Team,
I hope this email finds you well. Since we noticed that some of you are still not back in the office 5 days a week, I am excited to share some big news with you all that will certainly shake things up around here.
Effective today 4/1/2023, our company will be embarking on a major transformation project to convert all of our US offices into miniature golf courses! We believe that this change will not only help us bring some fun and excitement back into the workplace, but it will also encourage all of us to be more physically active and collaborative. I also wanted to let you know that our Canadian colleagues have decided to take a slightly different approach and have opted for an indoor hockey rink instead of a miniature golf course. In addition, our Bulgarian colleagues have opted for an indoor soccer field. While we may have different “playing fields”, we are all united in our commitment to Ntirety’s success, having fun and creating a positive workplace culture.
We understand that this may come as a shock to some of you, but we want to assure you that we have also hired professional sports course designers to ensure that our new office layouts are both practical and challenging. Essentially, since Fun Fridays have been so successful, we will have Fun Fridays every day. I also understand that Megan will be coming back from the Canadian Hockey league (on an hourly basis) to officiate some of our indoor Hockey games. Our vision is to create a workplace that is not only conducive to great productivity, but also to friendly competition and team building. As part of this transformation project, we will also be providing each employee with a set of personalized golf clubs and balls, a personalized hockey stick and puck, or a personalized soccer ball and cleats, and we will be holding daily mini golf tournaments, hockey games, or soccer matches during lunch breaks!
We hope that you are as excited about this change as we are, and we look forward to seeing everyone back in the office, 5 days a week, to start practicing their skills and growing Ntirety!
This message was recently sent to employees, and intended as an April Fool’s Day prank to bring some laughter and joy into the day. We received some hilarious responses to the message, including:
- “Is there an option to move from KY to Bulgaria? I prefer indoor soccer :)”
- “Is fighting allowed during the hockey games? If so, I’ll take a transfer to Vancouver”
- “Please make my desk the golf course Castle!!”
At Ntirety, we are committed to providing the strongest, most comprehensive security services to our customers and partners. While providing these services, we foster a culture that’s not only hardworking, but also positive and fun. We wanted to share our recent April Fool’s prank with you in hopes it might brighten your day, too!
